20th Post

Praise Mother Goose and all the other idiots I charge, including the High, Low and Immediate Priests!! This is post no. 20. I can't believe myself that this crap will last even 10 posts but who cares?

Here's a random mock Geography test:

Where is Micronesia?
a) Singapore b) Eco-pond c) Toilet Bowl d) Pacific Ocean

Which country is from Micronesia?
a) Singapore b) Maldives c) Russia d) Federated States of Micronesia

What does Micronesia means?
a) Lion city b) Big plot of land c)Land of Microphone d) Small Islands

Have fun!!

Hwpg Film Festival

Film Festival is coming up this April Fools Day!! Warning, hwpg test also included, I've decided to release the stupid score system, but gonna rank the people according to test results! Lets try and get as many movies up by that day, also, study some Micronesian Geography from your ATLAS book, cause there might b a surprise test!

Holy scripts of randomness

If you want to get updated about current events, you have a few places you might want to check out. Of course, asking person to person with any hwpgclan members should answer some of your questions, but other ways like reading this blog, the hwpg book (which might be lost *gulp*)or going to youtube for tatest videos.
These holy scripts is a way of communication mainly between priests and the rest. If you wish to spread word on sumthing, i suggest u ask permission from one of the priest to show ur msg on either here, on the book, or by word of mouth.
got an idea? tell us!! It might be good, of course... certain priests AHEM might just say.... "WHATS THIS ARRR SO LOUZY U SON oF A ***** lame la!! n laughs out loud" but dun get demoralized... its juz a way of saying we had enuff random ideas! time for some complex story line series!!

Time to be deep and complex!!

You may think... that hwpgclan is just a spoof clan and mother goose isn't really a god. But well... its still something I believe in... not as some kind of spoof religon.. but as a being of bondage between fun and school... its something we can do at school that keeps us together as close friends and something to get high and look foward to everyday. Its good we have this, so I don't get bored of school :D I look foward to seeing each and everyone of you :') everyday!! MotherGoose is fun!!!! And fun is as good as pebbles mix with fried wires and steamed curtains!!

Test

You guys are not doing very wlel for your waverly films test... seiously dun think ur so confident n pro cause the test focuses on details not humour. So if u r a true blue fan n watych their videos about a hundred times ud probaly pass... neways ive only tested 2 ppl so far so i cant judge yet.. dun dissappoint me! n if u guys want to do ur own hwpg film... GO ahead! seriously juz make one.. n post it... if it suks well juz say it ssuks but its nth bad... cause its practice... but i still feel its better wen we come together... But its harder thats y so i encourage u guys to make ur own films

A way

No time for hwk? No time for fun? A way has been found!! HWPG unite!! seriously... man if u wanna do things u shld do in a grp... finish faster... i havent done nethin =X (no surprise izzit?) neways guys u gotta film ur own vids n put dem on u tube... if u 4got the pass it has sumthin to do wif ur nose... im gettin restless at this endless mass of hwk but dun despair!! Mother Goose will soon destroy those freakin hwk givers from MOE!!!! Tze Yang will show us a way!! PICK UP THE PHONE... btw if ur tryin call me... my phone is spoiled... sad isn't it? call 93501298 <---my hp no.

influence

influence other classmates dis march holiday n u stand a chance to win fabulous prize!!
btw hows it goin doin ur "hwk"? i cant finish it... no time too much real hwk work to do ... i finished halo 3 alrdy which gives me some points alrdy :D

Holiday Homework

This sucks, so muich hwk dont u think?
Not even called holiday nemore izzit?
How bout we add some HWPG holiday homework eh? lol
ur holiday hwk is to have fun! (i juz got halo 3 so got alot of hwk to do)
tell ur mums n dads ur gonna do ur hwk =X
im a snow monster frosty the japanese!!
dun 4get ur test... next module i havent thought of lol cya

Stuff

SOMETHING
neways de test has been delayed cause i nvr bring =X, which means dat gives u more time to study! cept colin... neways ive decided im still gona keep de same percentage despite dis delay...cept colin since it isnt fair to him.
keep filming guys!

Current Something

ur waverly films test is on Friday, 7th of March, study hard n pass
those of u hu fail.... i got nth to say cept something cause its dam easy
btw does hu nvr come my house film videos abit jia la cause those hu came get more marks for NA1
Correct me if im wrong about current hoo woo poo goo members
Jian Wen
Tze Yang
Tze Yang the 2nd
Colin
Clive
Song yu
Zaki
Jason
Ian Leong
Gabriel
Rifdi
which basically is 11 out of 39 students! we got over 1/4 of the class!! well conquer the world!!
Those of u hu r interested to see our final product of filming go to you tube n type hwpgclan <-----Our account, currently 2 videos uploaded!
Till next time.... ur Waverly Films test is 80% btw n the film making is 20%
Meaning u havent failed yet!! make up hoo woo poo goo!!

Update

As I said before, this blog cannot be updated all the time, but i still expect each and everyone of you to do your part and tell me if it is seriously outdated by coming here often!!
Have you all studied for your waverly film test? Btw most likely topics to come out is Rainy day, cheer up, flower, wanna buy a ghost, chase and the other recent ones. But there will oso be some very hard topics that u mostly likely havent seen b4, (I think) but neways its mostly multiple choise so it shldnt b too tough... as long as u noe their style!

Homework

Hey guys, its your lower priest and guess wat.... u guys failed ur NA1!! so srry, but dere wasnt one so u guys hav to go for remedial
nvr do ur hwpg homework!! think i nvr post means this blogs dead?!? NEVER!! not in de name of tze yang will it ever b!! ur next assignment is to doa film video, get into ur grps and go to each others houses to film.... dis means all those ppl comin my house on weds b prepared wif some ideas!! dun 4get about all the school work we have though.
You guys shld oso watch waverly films because there will be tests on their videos so watch out!! if u have no idea wats dat den u SUK ... go to youtube.com n search waverlyflams n get accesed!!