YOU MUST STUDY OR ELSE

Mother Goose Literature
You must study or else...
by Loot Foot

You must study or else
Jumbo the elephant will start eating icecream
Flomo will start to scream (Oh wait that happens all the time !!)
and Submarines will go underwater (OH NO!)

You must study as much as you can or
you'll fail exam and
turn horribly emo and
cut your own hand

You must study or else
the telephone will ring and
you will pick it up and
no reaction was observed

This poem is lame because
it makes no sense
hand foot mouth disease and
Mos Burger


1: Why is the poem "lame"? Explain with evidence from the poem.
2a: What literary device is being used in "no reaction was observed"?
b: What can you conclude this poem to be? (Acid, Alkali or Neutral?)
3: With evidence from the source, what can you infer about Flomo?
4: Why do you think Loot Foot wrote this poem? Explain with evidence.
5: What can you infer about Thomas Edison from the source?



Watch this!! It is a propaganda by Flomo

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How am I suppose to know, its your day =.= wtf im so lame... the blog's dying... no more ideas, but anyways there has been a problem with the videos, because I have been busy and cannot edit or transfer any, so theres awhole chunk left in my computer and camera for editing, so we need to speed up!

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Plz contribute ideas to HWPG clan so we nvr die!! cause our views have been going down the drain recently, btw, plz dun be shy about posting vids, even if the high priest says "Lame shyt la whats dis!! u son of a *****" it doesnt matter, but do tell us, n if we reject it, but u still think its a very gd idea, den prove it by posting it on youtube... btw hu thinks its a gd idea to everytime we do project work we form 2 (or 3) grps conforming only of hwpg?
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