A lasting impact?

How long will you remember HWPG for, the test of time is what most organizations today face, most fail, some get A1, to be honest, hwpg did not really make an impact to any of our classmates, and this is exactly what we mean when we say you guys are exaggerating our annoyance. You target us because we are the only annoyane in the class, you target us because you are jealous we have such close bonds, you target us because we dare to try new things and learn, you target us because your in air rifle... There are many reasons why you often say "HWPG SUCKS"... most of them are untrue. How can you say HWPG has affected your life in VS if you've probaly forgot about this blog like me? This is a final remembrance to our testament. In many years to come, drifitng occurs, just like how drifting occurs in space, random fates meet up at different planetery locations in space, dark matter, is it really dark when its trying hard to keep the universe from drifting apart? Signing off, Loot Foot

Video Bananza

yes Master.... High Priest

Possibilities, an everlasting video



He's Angry, Oi, dont disturb him la. Can't you see he's angry?!?!



Invisible fight (Worst video Ever), The Worst video ever! Or..is it? Your choice.

I'm back... blah... stop making random clips lol...
neways dis is R.I.C.E a simple way to cure injuries

Off

I'm going off overseas for 10 days... so sad no posts.... argh no ideas...

our next video by flomo... chess game

Switch

Theres a change of site to freewebs.com/hwpgclan there are more features there... u can still come here, ill post every once in a while... but i think its better if u look at the website urself...

Our next video by Evil C!! Try his homemade popcorn!

YOU MUST STUDY OR ELSE

Mother Goose Literature
You must study or else...
by Loot Foot

You must study or else
Jumbo the elephant will start eating icecream
Flomo will start to scream (Oh wait that happens all the time !!)
and Submarines will go underwater (OH NO!)

You must study as much as you can or
you'll fail exam and
turn horribly emo and
cut your own hand

You must study or else
the telephone will ring and
you will pick it up and
no reaction was observed

This poem is lame because
it makes no sense
hand foot mouth disease and
Mos Burger


1: Why is the poem "lame"? Explain with evidence from the poem.
2a: What literary device is being used in "no reaction was observed"?
b: What can you conclude this poem to be? (Acid, Alkali or Neutral?)
3: With evidence from the source, what can you infer about Flomo?
4: Why do you think Loot Foot wrote this poem? Explain with evidence.
5: What can you infer about Thomas Edison from the source?



Watch this!! It is a propaganda by Flomo

What you want to do today

How am I suppose to know, its your day =.= wtf im so lame... the blog's dying... no more ideas, but anyways there has been a problem with the videos, because I have been busy and cannot edit or transfer any, so theres awhole chunk left in my computer and camera for editing, so we need to speed up!

This is the next video, O'Master

Contribute

Plz contribute ideas to HWPG clan so we nvr die!! cause our views have been going down the drain recently, btw, plz dun be shy about posting vids, even if the high priest says "Lame shyt la whats dis!! u son of a *****" it doesnt matter, but do tell us, n if we reject it, but u still think its a very gd idea, den prove it by posting it on youtube... btw hu thinks its a gd idea to everytime we do project work we form 2 (or 3) grps conforming only of hwpg?
This is our next video, Emo Sneeze

Lost Washing Machine

A hwpgclan member has lost their washing machine in the headquaters and should claim it by Fly-day. The total cost for the item is 5000 gundoos and if not claim shall be dumped into the nearby singapore river!!! Btw hu has not yet fished the polar bear out of the school pond faces criminal action from jursitictition of hwpg laws

Our next video, Sword fighting

Videos Galore

The high priest has ordered me to embed videos into our posts for the fan's viewing pleasure, so here is our first video, First Spastic Clip, all of these videos can be viewed at youtube.com/hwpgclan

20th Post

Praise Mother Goose and all the other idiots I charge, including the High, Low and Immediate Priests!! This is post no. 20. I can't believe myself that this crap will last even 10 posts but who cares?

Here's a random mock Geography test:

Where is Micronesia?
a) Singapore b) Eco-pond c) Toilet Bowl d) Pacific Ocean

Which country is from Micronesia?
a) Singapore b) Maldives c) Russia d) Federated States of Micronesia

What does Micronesia means?
a) Lion city b) Big plot of land c)Land of Microphone d) Small Islands

Have fun!!

Hwpg Film Festival

Film Festival is coming up this April Fools Day!! Warning, hwpg test also included, I've decided to release the stupid score system, but gonna rank the people according to test results! Lets try and get as many movies up by that day, also, study some Micronesian Geography from your ATLAS book, cause there might b a surprise test!

Holy scripts of randomness

If you want to get updated about current events, you have a few places you might want to check out. Of course, asking person to person with any hwpgclan members should answer some of your questions, but other ways like reading this blog, the hwpg book (which might be lost *gulp*)or going to youtube for tatest videos.
These holy scripts is a way of communication mainly between priests and the rest. If you wish to spread word on sumthing, i suggest u ask permission from one of the priest to show ur msg on either here, on the book, or by word of mouth.
got an idea? tell us!! It might be good, of course... certain priests AHEM might just say.... "WHATS THIS ARRR SO LOUZY U SON oF A ***** lame la!! n laughs out loud" but dun get demoralized... its juz a way of saying we had enuff random ideas! time for some complex story line series!!

Time to be deep and complex!!

You may think... that hwpgclan is just a spoof clan and mother goose isn't really a god. But well... its still something I believe in... not as some kind of spoof religon.. but as a being of bondage between fun and school... its something we can do at school that keeps us together as close friends and something to get high and look foward to everyday. Its good we have this, so I don't get bored of school :D I look foward to seeing each and everyone of you :') everyday!! MotherGoose is fun!!!! And fun is as good as pebbles mix with fried wires and steamed curtains!!

Test

You guys are not doing very wlel for your waverly films test... seiously dun think ur so confident n pro cause the test focuses on details not humour. So if u r a true blue fan n watych their videos about a hundred times ud probaly pass... neways ive only tested 2 ppl so far so i cant judge yet.. dun dissappoint me! n if u guys want to do ur own hwpg film... GO ahead! seriously juz make one.. n post it... if it suks well juz say it ssuks but its nth bad... cause its practice... but i still feel its better wen we come together... But its harder thats y so i encourage u guys to make ur own films

A way

No time for hwk? No time for fun? A way has been found!! HWPG unite!! seriously... man if u wanna do things u shld do in a grp... finish faster... i havent done nethin =X (no surprise izzit?) neways guys u gotta film ur own vids n put dem on u tube... if u 4got the pass it has sumthin to do wif ur nose... im gettin restless at this endless mass of hwk but dun despair!! Mother Goose will soon destroy those freakin hwk givers from MOE!!!! Tze Yang will show us a way!! PICK UP THE PHONE... btw if ur tryin call me... my phone is spoiled... sad isn't it? call 93501298 <---my hp no.

influence

influence other classmates dis march holiday n u stand a chance to win fabulous prize!!
btw hows it goin doin ur "hwk"? i cant finish it... no time too much real hwk work to do ... i finished halo 3 alrdy which gives me some points alrdy :D

Holiday Homework

This sucks, so muich hwk dont u think?
Not even called holiday nemore izzit?
How bout we add some HWPG holiday homework eh? lol
ur holiday hwk is to have fun! (i juz got halo 3 so got alot of hwk to do)
tell ur mums n dads ur gonna do ur hwk =X
im a snow monster frosty the japanese!!
dun 4get ur test... next module i havent thought of lol cya

Stuff

SOMETHING
neways de test has been delayed cause i nvr bring =X, which means dat gives u more time to study! cept colin... neways ive decided im still gona keep de same percentage despite dis delay...cept colin since it isnt fair to him.
keep filming guys!

Current Something

ur waverly films test is on Friday, 7th of March, study hard n pass
those of u hu fail.... i got nth to say cept something cause its dam easy
btw does hu nvr come my house film videos abit jia la cause those hu came get more marks for NA1
Correct me if im wrong about current hoo woo poo goo members
Jian Wen
Tze Yang
Tze Yang the 2nd
Colin
Clive
Song yu
Zaki
Jason
Ian Leong
Gabriel
Rifdi
which basically is 11 out of 39 students! we got over 1/4 of the class!! well conquer the world!!
Those of u hu r interested to see our final product of filming go to you tube n type hwpgclan <-----Our account, currently 2 videos uploaded!
Till next time.... ur Waverly Films test is 80% btw n the film making is 20%
Meaning u havent failed yet!! make up hoo woo poo goo!!

Update

As I said before, this blog cannot be updated all the time, but i still expect each and everyone of you to do your part and tell me if it is seriously outdated by coming here often!!
Have you all studied for your waverly film test? Btw most likely topics to come out is Rainy day, cheer up, flower, wanna buy a ghost, chase and the other recent ones. But there will oso be some very hard topics that u mostly likely havent seen b4, (I think) but neways its mostly multiple choise so it shldnt b too tough... as long as u noe their style!

Homework

Hey guys, its your lower priest and guess wat.... u guys failed ur NA1!! so srry, but dere wasnt one so u guys hav to go for remedial
nvr do ur hwpg homework!! think i nvr post means this blogs dead?!? NEVER!! not in de name of tze yang will it ever b!! ur next assignment is to doa film video, get into ur grps and go to each others houses to film.... dis means all those ppl comin my house on weds b prepared wif some ideas!! dun 4get about all the school work we have though.
You guys shld oso watch waverly films because there will be tests on their videos so watch out!! if u have no idea wats dat den u SUK ... go to youtube.com n search waverlyflams n get accesed!!

Artefacts Update

We, in the name of Mother Goose, would like to thank everyone who contributed in the aid of digging of Hoo Woo Poo Goo temples in the Aztec regions. We uncovered many scriptures. The tiring decades paid off after wasting 200 billion gondoos on it.

We tried to carry out many tau poks and leaning the Tower of Pisa tom raise funds. We even tried to kill Bethoven who is currently resting in his coffin to claim his will.

Scripture 1:

The scripture sates the subject combinations of an Aztec school over there. A fire safety drill that worked many followers. No one complained it did not work. A picture of a Hoo Woo Poo Goo porn star walking down the street.

A prophecy of Mother Goose licking someone's legs, who appeared to be the Holy Divine One, Tze Yang. A sports called badminton was pracised by Hoo Woo Poo Goo followers.

These scriptures were in horrible condition and with the help of Adeeb's fart, we fixed and made it into one. They were from sports magazines, teenager magazines and other books found in an abandoned kindrgarten Aztec library.

This scripture is from a Visit Aztecs magazine. It shows the transformation of the many priests into Tze Yang the magnificent. It promotes the heavens of far above, Microsia and the holy shrine and academy of Nostrilism.It aslo tells us on the alliance which Mother Goose made with Mr Pancreas.

It was found in a temple of the Hoo Woo Poo Goo.




This is a History-cum-Literature paper. The source appears to be a painting on a demolished temple and a saying of the horrid crab. The student were expecting to start on this paper when a tiny chicken egg dropped on the school. The whole school collapsed due to the heavy weight of the nostril hairs clogged up in the school's pipe.

We would again like to thank all those who helped. Aslo, the scientists who inferenced from the crap before it joined the other unknown scriptures in the dustbin.

HOO WOO POO GOO!

Assignment no. 3

Read about chapter one and two of history of HWPG and prepare for your NA1 history test on Thursday. Also, do a short report (45-60words) on the nursery rhyme "Humpty Dumpty" to be handed in by 28th February which gives 5 marks for your Literature. Read the following paragraph on Humpty Dumpty THE TRUTH.

"Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall; All the king's horses, And all the king's men, Couldn't put Humpty together again." This rhyme is actually a simple poem meant to pass on the actual complex and tragic story of Humpty Dumpty. When they say he sat on a wall, they actually meant that Humpty Dumpty was actually sitting on an Aztec Throne, as ruler of all the Nostrils in the land. The plague of Bethoven's hair was spreading through the people's noses very quickly. But this was no plague, it was made by the Pancreas Priest who summoned computer virus's to attack Tiger Beer's greatest customer, Bethoven. His hair started growing due to lack of Tiger Beer, until it covered his ears, which is how he became nearly deaf. His hair started dropping due to mid-life crisis and it spread through the land, attaching themselves to the nostril's of the Micronesians. Micronesians did not know how to deal with the new threat so most ended up in prisons or hospitals for the poor, some were even driven to suicide due to too much nose hair. Most were reduced to begging for a pair of scissors to cut away the excess hair. Humpty Dumpty sacrificed himself to stop the plague and broke apart to become the sun made of his yolk which caused nose hair to burn. On his death day, Mother Goose lamented and his coffin WAS made of white silk because he was so fragile. A sound of cracking emnated from his pavillion, and thousands of men carried him but failed to put him back together. Many civilisations now worship the SUN GOD because its actually Humpty Dumpty.

History Of HWPG Chapter 2

Before the great DEnostrilisation of 28 January, Tze Yang was condemned to the name of G-String by the AZTECS (Actually Zebra Teacher's Elected by Cults of Singapore). He sought only good will for the student's of ancient times but had no choice but to pass his knowledge on to those who might hear him out, those such as Clive Aw. He slowly gained new powers of Nostrilism through constant Spasms and Rhymess during this time, he thus managed to gain more followers and reached his peak in 27th January. However, the AZTECS mistrusted his humble guides and finally condemned him to DENOSTRILISATION on 28th January. This was because his once loyal and trusted servant, Dexter Fang was seduced by Father Goose and became a spy for Jason Kok, a loyal member of the Father Goose Cult. Many people converted to Father Goose after that, though some such as Colin Foong remained faithful to the religon.

Assignment no.2 and advice

I know it's a little early, I understand you guys are busy this CA1, but this is a test assignment for you HWPG clan members, I'm planning to have a HWPG exam some time March too. Don't worry, it's easy if you have common sense and if you do fairly well in your other subjects. My new subject HWPG has not been confirmed by Tze Yang, but it should show your knowledge of HWPG quite well. For this assignment, you are to design a HWPG clan logo. Yah that's right, I'm copying AEP. Alot of the OPTIONAL homework here will be about the same as our other subjects, just spoofed, so have fun. The deadline for this assignment is 1st March. This does not consists of any marks for your NA1(Nonsencical Aztec Exam 1) so no pressure. Current subjects of HWPG = History (of HWPG), Mother Goose Toungue, AEP (Aztec Elective Program), Nursery Rhymes (literature) and DNT (Dummies Nostrilism Teaching). By the way, PLEASE DO NOT neglect your REALITY subjects, because I am not held responsible for any deproving of marks. You should only learn your HWPG subjects for FUN and after you study and finish your hwk for other subjects. I am not some caring strict advisor, I, like you am a student who does not like doing subjects in school. BUT I have no doubt that those subjects are REAL, and are useful in your life. These subjects are lame nonsense. I REPEAT, I AM NOT HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY NEGLECT OF YOUR REAL STUDIES. In fact, I should be studying for CA1 right now =X I will try and make these subjects as easy and simple as possible. WHY? because I DO NOT WANT you to confuse these spoof subjects with real subjects. I do not want to overload your brain as well. PLEASE I BEG OF YOU, DO NOT USE THIS BLOG AS A TOOL OR EXCUSE TO NEGLECT YOUR STUDIES.

Offical Opening of the Blog

This blog was first started on february 16th, saturday by Lim Li Keen, but it will only offically open on 28th February, Thursday due to CA1. So you guys already viewing this blog are really loyal members >.< !! Hoo Woo Poo Goo!

Welcome to the Blog!

It is the start of a new era as the Hoo Woo Poo Goo begins! To all Hoo Woo Poo Goo members, this is a brief intro to the new rules and regulations to the blog. First of all, all assigned homework is OPTIONAL, we understand you lame and pathetic school work comes first so we appreciate if you could do them but if you do not have time, do not worry, mother goose will forgive you. Second, this blog is still new, and I am but a small member and do not know nothing as great as teh DIVINE TZE YANG, he has not approved of the blog yet and its currently pretty lame. Third, we will try our best to update this blog regularly, but please do not despair if we have no time. Fourth, if you have any suggestions for the blog, feel free to contact me. ( I can't put contact details here cause internet not safe =X cyber awareness) Thats it for now. I am going to assign you your first homework, prepare for 28th February! It marks one month after Tze Yang sacrificed himself and was DEnostrilised at the Aztec temple. Now he has risen to the feathers of mother goose once more and we rejoice with HOO WOO POO GOO the sequel! Do what you want to prepare for this holy event known as Good Frid.. err I mean Goose Thursday!

The story of Tze Yang (HWPG history Chapter 1)

Tze Yang is the son of Mother Goose and Humpty Dumpty. He was sent to Earth in a holy egg through the divine feathers of Mother Goose which make the clouds of the sky. Man at that time were foolish and did not know the way. They thought about other religons lik Cats, Pigeons and Crabs. This changed when the great egg fell into the class of 1D with a thundering crash which could match even Adeeb's fart. (Ok maybe not) An out came Tze Yang, the great divine holy son of Mother Goose, which would forever change the course of AEP history. He was dormant and secretive at first, to avoid the punishment of the others who did not trust him. Until 2D, he awoke from his secret teachings only to Clive Aw, (See CLIVE AW on the side bar for more info) then, he spread his faith to the rest, showing us the light!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOO WOO POO GOO FOREVER!!