Assignment no. 3

Read about chapter one and two of history of HWPG and prepare for your NA1 history test on Thursday. Also, do a short report (45-60words) on the nursery rhyme "Humpty Dumpty" to be handed in by 28th February which gives 5 marks for your Literature. Read the following paragraph on Humpty Dumpty THE TRUTH.

"Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall; All the king's horses, And all the king's men, Couldn't put Humpty together again." This rhyme is actually a simple poem meant to pass on the actual complex and tragic story of Humpty Dumpty. When they say he sat on a wall, they actually meant that Humpty Dumpty was actually sitting on an Aztec Throne, as ruler of all the Nostrils in the land. The plague of Bethoven's hair was spreading through the people's noses very quickly. But this was no plague, it was made by the Pancreas Priest who summoned computer virus's to attack Tiger Beer's greatest customer, Bethoven. His hair started growing due to lack of Tiger Beer, until it covered his ears, which is how he became nearly deaf. His hair started dropping due to mid-life crisis and it spread through the land, attaching themselves to the nostril's of the Micronesians. Micronesians did not know how to deal with the new threat so most ended up in prisons or hospitals for the poor, some were even driven to suicide due to too much nose hair. Most were reduced to begging for a pair of scissors to cut away the excess hair. Humpty Dumpty sacrificed himself to stop the plague and broke apart to become the sun made of his yolk which caused nose hair to burn. On his death day, Mother Goose lamented and his coffin WAS made of white silk because he was so fragile. A sound of cracking emnated from his pavillion, and thousands of men carried him but failed to put him back together. Many civilisations now worship the SUN GOD because its actually Humpty Dumpty.