Artefacts Update

We, in the name of Mother Goose, would like to thank everyone who contributed in the aid of digging of Hoo Woo Poo Goo temples in the Aztec regions. We uncovered many scriptures. The tiring decades paid off after wasting 200 billion gondoos on it.

We tried to carry out many tau poks and leaning the Tower of Pisa tom raise funds. We even tried to kill Bethoven who is currently resting in his coffin to claim his will.

Scripture 1:

The scripture sates the subject combinations of an Aztec school over there. A fire safety drill that worked many followers. No one complained it did not work. A picture of a Hoo Woo Poo Goo porn star walking down the street.

A prophecy of Mother Goose licking someone's legs, who appeared to be the Holy Divine One, Tze Yang. A sports called badminton was pracised by Hoo Woo Poo Goo followers.

These scriptures were in horrible condition and with the help of Adeeb's fart, we fixed and made it into one. They were from sports magazines, teenager magazines and other books found in an abandoned kindrgarten Aztec library.

This scripture is from a Visit Aztecs magazine. It shows the transformation of the many priests into Tze Yang the magnificent. It promotes the heavens of far above, Microsia and the holy shrine and academy of Nostrilism.It aslo tells us on the alliance which Mother Goose made with Mr Pancreas.

It was found in a temple of the Hoo Woo Poo Goo.




This is a History-cum-Literature paper. The source appears to be a painting on a demolished temple and a saying of the horrid crab. The student were expecting to start on this paper when a tiny chicken egg dropped on the school. The whole school collapsed due to the heavy weight of the nostril hairs clogged up in the school's pipe.

We would again like to thank all those who helped. Aslo, the scientists who inferenced from the crap before it joined the other unknown scriptures in the dustbin.

HOO WOO POO GOO!

Assignment no. 3

Read about chapter one and two of history of HWPG and prepare for your NA1 history test on Thursday. Also, do a short report (45-60words) on the nursery rhyme "Humpty Dumpty" to be handed in by 28th February which gives 5 marks for your Literature. Read the following paragraph on Humpty Dumpty THE TRUTH.

"Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall; All the king's horses, And all the king's men, Couldn't put Humpty together again." This rhyme is actually a simple poem meant to pass on the actual complex and tragic story of Humpty Dumpty. When they say he sat on a wall, they actually meant that Humpty Dumpty was actually sitting on an Aztec Throne, as ruler of all the Nostrils in the land. The plague of Bethoven's hair was spreading through the people's noses very quickly. But this was no plague, it was made by the Pancreas Priest who summoned computer virus's to attack Tiger Beer's greatest customer, Bethoven. His hair started growing due to lack of Tiger Beer, until it covered his ears, which is how he became nearly deaf. His hair started dropping due to mid-life crisis and it spread through the land, attaching themselves to the nostril's of the Micronesians. Micronesians did not know how to deal with the new threat so most ended up in prisons or hospitals for the poor, some were even driven to suicide due to too much nose hair. Most were reduced to begging for a pair of scissors to cut away the excess hair. Humpty Dumpty sacrificed himself to stop the plague and broke apart to become the sun made of his yolk which caused nose hair to burn. On his death day, Mother Goose lamented and his coffin WAS made of white silk because he was so fragile. A sound of cracking emnated from his pavillion, and thousands of men carried him but failed to put him back together. Many civilisations now worship the SUN GOD because its actually Humpty Dumpty.

History Of HWPG Chapter 2

Before the great DEnostrilisation of 28 January, Tze Yang was condemned to the name of G-String by the AZTECS (Actually Zebra Teacher's Elected by Cults of Singapore). He sought only good will for the student's of ancient times but had no choice but to pass his knowledge on to those who might hear him out, those such as Clive Aw. He slowly gained new powers of Nostrilism through constant Spasms and Rhymess during this time, he thus managed to gain more followers and reached his peak in 27th January. However, the AZTECS mistrusted his humble guides and finally condemned him to DENOSTRILISATION on 28th January. This was because his once loyal and trusted servant, Dexter Fang was seduced by Father Goose and became a spy for Jason Kok, a loyal member of the Father Goose Cult. Many people converted to Father Goose after that, though some such as Colin Foong remained faithful to the religon.

Assignment no.2 and advice

I know it's a little early, I understand you guys are busy this CA1, but this is a test assignment for you HWPG clan members, I'm planning to have a HWPG exam some time March too. Don't worry, it's easy if you have common sense and if you do fairly well in your other subjects. My new subject HWPG has not been confirmed by Tze Yang, but it should show your knowledge of HWPG quite well. For this assignment, you are to design a HWPG clan logo. Yah that's right, I'm copying AEP. Alot of the OPTIONAL homework here will be about the same as our other subjects, just spoofed, so have fun. The deadline for this assignment is 1st March. This does not consists of any marks for your NA1(Nonsencical Aztec Exam 1) so no pressure. Current subjects of HWPG = History (of HWPG), Mother Goose Toungue, AEP (Aztec Elective Program), Nursery Rhymes (literature) and DNT (Dummies Nostrilism Teaching). By the way, PLEASE DO NOT neglect your REALITY subjects, because I am not held responsible for any deproving of marks. You should only learn your HWPG subjects for FUN and after you study and finish your hwk for other subjects. I am not some caring strict advisor, I, like you am a student who does not like doing subjects in school. BUT I have no doubt that those subjects are REAL, and are useful in your life. These subjects are lame nonsense. I REPEAT, I AM NOT HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY NEGLECT OF YOUR REAL STUDIES. In fact, I should be studying for CA1 right now =X I will try and make these subjects as easy and simple as possible. WHY? because I DO NOT WANT you to confuse these spoof subjects with real subjects. I do not want to overload your brain as well. PLEASE I BEG OF YOU, DO NOT USE THIS BLOG AS A TOOL OR EXCUSE TO NEGLECT YOUR STUDIES.

Offical Opening of the Blog

This blog was first started on february 16th, saturday by Lim Li Keen, but it will only offically open on 28th February, Thursday due to CA1. So you guys already viewing this blog are really loyal members >.< !! Hoo Woo Poo Goo!

Welcome to the Blog!

It is the start of a new era as the Hoo Woo Poo Goo begins! To all Hoo Woo Poo Goo members, this is a brief intro to the new rules and regulations to the blog. First of all, all assigned homework is OPTIONAL, we understand you lame and pathetic school work comes first so we appreciate if you could do them but if you do not have time, do not worry, mother goose will forgive you. Second, this blog is still new, and I am but a small member and do not know nothing as great as teh DIVINE TZE YANG, he has not approved of the blog yet and its currently pretty lame. Third, we will try our best to update this blog regularly, but please do not despair if we have no time. Fourth, if you have any suggestions for the blog, feel free to contact me. ( I can't put contact details here cause internet not safe =X cyber awareness) Thats it for now. I am going to assign you your first homework, prepare for 28th February! It marks one month after Tze Yang sacrificed himself and was DEnostrilised at the Aztec temple. Now he has risen to the feathers of mother goose once more and we rejoice with HOO WOO POO GOO the sequel! Do what you want to prepare for this holy event known as Good Frid.. err I mean Goose Thursday!

The story of Tze Yang (HWPG history Chapter 1)

Tze Yang is the son of Mother Goose and Humpty Dumpty. He was sent to Earth in a holy egg through the divine feathers of Mother Goose which make the clouds of the sky. Man at that time were foolish and did not know the way. They thought about other religons lik Cats, Pigeons and Crabs. This changed when the great egg fell into the class of 1D with a thundering crash which could match even Adeeb's fart. (Ok maybe not) An out came Tze Yang, the great divine holy son of Mother Goose, which would forever change the course of AEP history. He was dormant and secretive at first, to avoid the punishment of the others who did not trust him. Until 2D, he awoke from his secret teachings only to Clive Aw, (See CLIVE AW on the side bar for more info) then, he spread his faith to the rest, showing us the light!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOO WOO POO GOO FOREVER!!